|store guy:||/extensively stares at boobs|
|me:||yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?|
|store guy:||oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt|
|me:||... why are you taking your shirt off now|
|store guy:||/dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee|
|me:||/looks down at her captain america tee|
|store guy:||/happy seal-clapping|
|me:||oh my god we match|
|store guy:||if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!|
Hugh Laurie talks about the first time he met Stephen Fry
Daniel Radcliffe on Rove outtakes ( source )
This is a homeless guy who lives on a bridge in Dublin City. Last week his rabbit was grabbed from him and thrown into the river below.. the River Liffey. Which is one of the most horrible rivers in Ireland. The currents are really strong and it’s filthy.. Anyway, as soon as the rabbit hit the water this guy was already hurdling off the bridge and towards the freezing river to save her. After hitting the water and successfully locating her, he proceeding to pump air back into her, making her regain consciousness and basically come back to life. I was talking to him today along with another woman and she asked “Why in the name of God did you jump into the water? Did you not think about it?!” and straight away he replied with “No. I didn’t stop to think. I just jumped. It was an instinct.. I needed to save her.”
Interviewer: If you could rock a power or have anyone at your disposal, I mean, what power would it be?
James McAvoy: I’d like to make people be able to fall in love.
Michael Fassbender: Cupid… I’d be very selfish, I’d like to fly. That should be a lot of fun really. I’d imagine.
James McAvoy: If I made you fall in love with me though, you could just fly me anywhere in the world.
Michael Fassbender: That’s true.
James McAvoy: And then we could just spread love all over the world.
Interviewer: You could be the love version of Santa.
Jon and Lea: a Twitter lovestory