(Source: backupoffme, via lostinprocrastination)
“And in Girl World, all the fighting had to be sneaky. Like pushing her off a moving train and claiming that you ‘timed it perfectly’ in order to save her.”
— Mean Holmes(2013)
(Source: iwantcupcakes)
repulsor: Loki’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Loki... →
Loki’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Loki Laufeyson. We were brothers. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in one day, I started using Mjolnir which is totally gorgeous, and Loki was like, weirdly jealous of it. Like, if I would blow him off to smash things with Mjolnir, he’d be like, “Why can’t I be your equal?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my coronation party, which was an all-asgard coronation party, I was like, “Loki, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a frost giant.” I mean I couldn’t have a frost giant at my party. There were gonna be asgardians there. I mean, right? He was a FROST GIANT. So then his real dad tried to kill our dad and Loki killed his real dad, it was so retarded. And then he dropped off our rainbow bridge because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for vengeance, all of his hair got all fluffy and he was totally weird.
And now I guess he’s evil.
(via goddesspharo)
Ok, I’m done.
He’s fabulous but he’s evil.
