victoryjobs:

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT GEESE ARE TERRIFYING BLOODTHIRSTY PREHISTORIC HELLBEASTS HUNGRY FOR HUMAN FLESH
WHY WOULD YOU PUT SHOES ON A GOOSE
WHY WOULD YOU BRING GEESE THAT MUCH CLOSER TO THE WORLDWIDE REIGN OF TERROR THEY SO CLEARLY CRAVE
I HOPE YOU ARE PREPARED TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS

victoryjobs:

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT GEESE ARE TERRIFYING BLOODTHIRSTY PREHISTORIC HELLBEASTS HUNGRY FOR HUMAN FLESH

WHY WOULD YOU PUT SHOES ON A GOOSE

WHY WOULD YOU BRING GEESE THAT MUCH CLOSER TO THE WORLDWIDE REIGN OF TERROR THEY SO CLEARLY CRAVE

I HOPE YOU ARE PREPARED TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS

(Source: alfredshitcock, via empressfab)

(via monkeyknifefight)

thedailywhat:

Guide Goose of the Day: Renata Kursa, a villager from Poland, says she was heartbroken after her dog Baks lost his sight in a recent accident.
But her four-year-old goose Buttons was more than happy to lend her eyes to Baks, leading him with her neck, or directing him with her honks.
“[G]radually Buttons got him up on his feet and starting walking him around,” says Kursa. “They’re inseparable now - they even chase the postman together.”
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thedailywhat:

Guide Goose of the Day: Renata Kursa, a villager from Poland, says she was heartbroken after her dog Baks lost his sight in a recent accident.

But her four-year-old goose Buttons was more than happy to lend her eyes to Baks, leading him with her neck, or directing him with her honks.

“[G]radually Buttons got him up on his feet and starting walking him around,” says Kursa. “They’re inseparable now - they even chase the postman together.”

[metro.]

(Source: thedailywhat, via theanimalblog)

ianbrooks:

Sup.

ianbrooks:

Sup.

(Source: ianbrooks, via theanimalblog)





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