i dont think people understand how lonely i am on facebook
like everyone hates me seriosly
idk why this is so funny to me
Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.
Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.
i enjoyed this post
this is so cool
I am going to be showing my true stripes here. John is the History buff…I actually learned things from this facebook feed. GOOD LORD!
Germany is in a complicated relationship with Japan [FAVORITE!]
File under; stuff I really shouldn’t find funny but do.
I’d have done better in high school History classes if it had been supplemented with summaries in this fashion.
OH WELL WHATEVER NEVERMIND
Facebook Status Update of the Day: Revenge is a dish best served where everyone can see the bastard eat it.
haven’t the chickens suffered enough for facebook, mark
The next time you accept a friend request, start a chat with them about train sets. Don’t stop talking to them about train sets until they sign off. After that, send them a request to be in a relationship.
hahahahaa omg her face in the last frame hahahaha i am dying
This is completely worth the read. I swear to God, you won’t regret it.
Read the whole thing, though.
ALL THE AWARDS
OH MY GOD