♫ ♩♬ almost human on FOX
"Someone added this to the periodic table in my chemistry book." [via]
—Simba, you have forgotten me.
—No. How could I?
—You have forgotten who you are, and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Simba. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life.
—How can I go back? I’m not who I used to be.
—Remember who you are. You are my son, and the one true king. Remember who you are.
Everything about this is distressing
#morning tea and biscuits or whatever #fugly shirt #fugly shoes #ladies and gentlemen we have reached the ‘oh my god where am I what time is it why am I awake’ portion of the press tour #when the good men and women of the cast stop even the barest pretense of giving a shit #’I showered… on Tuesday? Tuesday. I think. Good enough’ #that is the inner monologue of this scone-chewing bastard #all I ask is that you don’t blurt out some innuendo about your sword handling #AGAIN #god do you think Luke Evans was like assigned to him as his minder #and he was like AW COME ON #but PJack was like SOMEONE’S GOT TO MAKE SURE HE DOESN’T FALL IN LOVE WITH A THRANDUIL COSPLAYER OR DO ANY MORE DRAGON IMITATIONS #EVANS YOU’RE UP #FREEMAN REVOLTED AFTER LAST YEAR SO IT’S ALL DOWN TO YOU #Evans didn’t really expect to have to mirror his character’s burdens quite so closely
Advance Australia Fair
Malcolm Tucker + TV Tropes
Tinni and Sniffer are actually the real life The Fox And The Hound.
And these are your only two options? A lab rat or a dancing monkey?
break me off a switch, son, there’s about to be a whoopin’
Oh, yes please.
The Good Wife - 100th Episode
MISSING: ONE ESPECIALLY BROODY AND EYEBROWY HUMAN.
LAST SEEN WANDERING AROUND MIDTOWN MANHATTAN, LOOKING CONFUSED AND AS IF HE DOESN’T HAVE A DOG AT HOME WAITING TO BE TAKEN OUTSIDE TO POOP. WEARING TOO MUCH HAIR GEL AND A DIFFERENT COAT EVERY FIVE SECONDS BECAUSE LONG STROLLS AROUND THE CITY CALL FOR A THOUSAND COSTUME CHANGES, I GUESS.
IF FOUND, PLEASE RETURN TO NOAH THE DOG. REWARD: I LET YOU WATCH ME SCRATCH HIS EYES OUT.